Jon Kallis (jŏn kăl-lĭs),
noun. A facetious freelance writer.
He does not enjoy long walks on the beach; however, he will gladly join you on a jaunt through the park on rollerblades.
You may recognize my name from my pieces in
cereal:geek Magazine and/or from my participation in the
Masters Cast podcast as the
host. I have made the most of these opportunities by tapping into my facetious nature for comedic pieces and interviewing such talents in the animation industry as Larry DiTillio, Lou Scheimer, and Jack Olesker.
Download a sample of my work from cereal:geek Magazine.
Useless yet interesting trivia: I was born on a cold and snowy night (maybe) in 1982 at 3:04am. I appear on several He-Man and She-Ra DVD releases and my likeness was used in the first issue of volume III of the Masters of the Universe comic book series from MVCreations. You can briefly (more like barely) hear my voice on an episode of G4's "Call For Help" with Leo Laporte and Amber MacArthur.
Admit it, you too learned the word dossier by playing "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego"...
So you have something to talk to me about if you ever run in to me in public...
